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All for the lols

Wed Jul 9, 2008, 1:47 PM
So yeah, have you ever been jumped? I have, most recent one was today. Being jumped is never fun with all the pain you have to deal with and the stolen items... but today was just weird! I was almost at my street and 3 Black kids jumped me... well... attempted to jump was more like it. The only injuries I received from THIRTEEN hits was 2 small bruises on the side of my face, and a HUGE dent in my pride. All I did was kick once and look at them like they were idiots and the ran away like little cowards... the worst part is my sister hits harder than them and the bruises hurt worse than the actual blows. The looks on their faces were PRICELESS, I wish I had a camera on me at the time, I would post them to go with this. They looked completely flabbergasted that someone withstood all 3 of them attacking at the same time, and then proceed to glare at them i could have keeled over laughing. Just remember that being jumped isn't supposed to be the way this one was... and DEFINANTLY not supposed to be this hilarious.

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